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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 11:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

How do I cancel WFG Life insurance?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

A New Study Reveals What Happens When You Drink Coffee Every Day - AOL.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

NASA and India to Launch a $1.5 Billion Revolutionary Satellite That Will Change Earth Observation Forever! - The Daily Galaxy

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Scarlett Johansson plants a big kiss on Jonathan Bailey — this time in front of husband Colin Jost - pagesix.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do over 80% of companies still hire the wrong candidates despite using AI and advanced recruitment tools?

No go.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How the Brain’s RNA Rings Are Formed - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell

Still no good.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company